vaginawoolf: coolator: i wanna be one of those people who does yoga at sunrise and drinks water out of mason jars filled with berries and twigs and shit #*rolls out of bed at 1 pm and pours whiskey in my coffee* #basically the same thing (via getoffthefuckingcomputer)

vaginawoolf:

coolator:

i wanna be one of those people who does yoga at sunrise and drinks water out of mason jars filled with berries and twigs and shit

 

(via getoffthefuckingcomputer)

grassybby:

little rattys went outside today
xons: do u ever smell weed and wonder where that chill person is (via bskskywalker)

xons:

do u ever smell weed and wonder where that chill person is

(via bskskywalker)

Cop: Have you been drinking? Me: I been drankin' Cop: Surfbort Me: Surfbort
“Don’t do that. Don’t skip stages in your life. You’re 19, kiss a few boys and wear your heart on your sleeve. There will come a time when you’re 39 and stuck in a suit, wondering why the hell you were so eager to grow up in the first place.”
smoked-revival: Watch bobs burgers and cuddle with me in a fort so I know it’s real (via of-summer)

smoked-revival:

Watch bobs burgers and cuddle with me in a fort so I know it’s real

(via of-summer)

dennys: nonstaff: What’s up with the denny’s tumblr? Does a national restaurant chain really need to post such stupid stuff? I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now (via insane-health)

dennys:

nonstaff:

What’s up with the denny’s tumblr? Does a national restaurant chain really need to post such stupid stuff?

I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

(via insane-health)